Straight to the POINT

÷ WANT to earn £190,000? Immediate start, apply to Southern Health NHS Trust. References must prove you are totally useless and shameless.

J. WALMSLEY, Bury. ÷ A WEIRD, delusional opponent who won’t leave, despite his own party imploding. Another day in the Labour Party? No, I was thinking of the U.S.

PATRICIA MEAD, Hayle, Cornwall. ÷SIR BENJAMIN SLADE has offered a bounty of £1,000 for a beaver, dead or alive (Mail). If he is worth £20 million, he can afford to replace the four trees on his estate felled by beavers. Is he a fruitcake or just a plain old English eccentric?

TERRY McDONALD-DORMAN, Darlington. ÷ THERE is a role for Ed Miliband. On Jeremy Corbyn’s front bench — that is a park bench, feeding the pigeons to keep Jezza company after the next general election.

ANTHONY RODRIGUEZ, Staines-upon-Thames, Surrey. ÷ IF WE want to know what is causing the pound to fall, it isn’t so much a computer correction as Philip Hammond, Mark Carney and the Remainers doing all they can to justify their failed cause.

G. HILL, Weston-super-Mare, Somerset. ÷ IS THERE any truth in the rumour that Mike Hookem has chosen to campaign for Ukip in Wressle rather than nearby Settle?

GODFREY H. HOLMES, Withernsea, E. Yorks. ÷ THE Samsung Galaxy 7 brings a whole new meaning to Hotmail.

DAVID JOHNSON, London SE16. ÷ ED BALLS is mistaken if he thinks the public have taken him to their hearts on Strictly. People are keeping him in just to see how ridiculous he is prepared to appear. P. M. LLOYD, Camborne, Cornwall. ÷ RICHARD LITTLEJOHN is right. Even Fiona Bruce on Antiques Roadshow wears a hi-viz jacket. I didn’t know knick-knacks could be so dangerous. DIANA JOHNSON, Sutton, Surrey.