HM offers stable income

IF YOU fancy mucking in with the Royals, get in touch with the Queen.

Her Majesty is advertising for a stablehand to exercise and train her horses in the Royal Mews. In return they will receive £20,300 a year. The successful applicant will also muck out stables and clean saddlery and harnesses.

‘You’re ready to take your stable career to the next level,’ says the advert for the job.

Who knew the Palace was so good at equine puns?