Straight to the POINT

÷ SO I shouldn’t take vitamin D pills, and I should get more sunshine (Mail). Can I get a prescription for a Mediterranean villa?

BRIAN McAVOY, Blackpool, Lancs. ÷ TWO words for Professor Boyle after his research into the ‘Santa myth’ (Mail): Bah humbug!

PAUL TURNBULL, Crook, Co Durham. ÷ ‘I’M nervous to let people see them,’ says singer Anastacia about her scars, as she poses semi-naked for a magazine. What tosh these celebrities talk.

P. PURNELL, Woodhall Spa, Lincs. ÷ COULD the PM not appoint a Minister for Meteorology to mandate that Scotland be granted more sunshine to raise the spirits of the SNP moaners?

BRYAN HOGGARTH, Barnsley, South Yorks. ÷ POOR Fergie has worn the same £2,225 dress three times. Should we start a collection for her?

JEAN SIMSON, Hemel Hempstead, Herts. ÷ NOW calling someone with red hair ‘Ginger’ is a hate crime, how long before calling someone ‘Blondie’ or even ‘Curly’ goes the same way?

BILLY GATES, Rainham, Essex. ÷ DR Rajiv Parti’s interpretation of hell (Mail) demonstrates a very lively imagination. The existence of hellfire in which sinners perish was dismissed some time ago by the Pope.

PETER SMITH, Guildford, Surrey. ÷ DON’T be too quick to blame a fox for killing Andy Murray’s cockerel (Mail). We’ve lost a lot more chickens to pet dogs than to foxes.

LYNNE REDGRAVE, Porthleven, Cornwall. ÷ AS A career diplomat, the UK’s ambassador to the U.S., Sir Kim Darroch, should be well aware that you never get a second chance to make a first impression. DAVID WILLIAMS, Epperstone, Notts. ÷ IF Nigel Farage becomes our U.S. ambassador, what with Boris Johnson as Foreign Secretary, the pantomime season will be truly upon us. DOUG MATTHEWS, Nottingham.