Straight to the POINT

÷ WHAT with Brexit and the clampdown on immigration, I’ve had to warn the kids that Santa might not make it this year — or ever again!

CHRIS ATKI, Retford, Notts. ÷ THE British Film Institute has unearthed a lost 1962 episode of Just William, starring Dennis Waterman. Does he sing the feem toon?

F. HARVEY, Bristol. ÷ I SINCERELY hope the Northern Ireland police will also secure the prosecution of the soldier who shot an arrow into King Harold’s eye in 1066.

A. ASHTON, St Austell, Cornwall. ÷ ARE we to assume that the drone attacks on unconvicted ISIS terrorists will be investigated in 30 years and the operatives of those drones prosecuted for murder?

JAMES ROBERT-POULAIN, Bexhill, E. Sussex. ÷ WHAT’S likely to happen to the bullion market when Russia eventually hands back all those gold and silver medals?

J.W. SCULLY, Bognor Regis, W. Sussex. ÷ SO IT was Fiona Hill (Mail) who put our PM in a dress with a high-viz bin bag on her bottom. Why?

CAROLINE BECK, Sale, Cheshire. ÷ MRS MAY has been seen in a hijab and in Indian dress (Mail). I look forward to her romper suit at her next visit to a kindergarten.

CHARLOTTE JOSEPH, Lawford, Essex. ÷ MONEY doesn’t make you happy (Mail) — but I’d like to give it a try.

GEOFF COOK, Gateshead, Tyne & Wear. ÷ IT WASN’T ‘populism’ that cost David Cameron his job. Trying, and failing, to flog a dead horse to the British people was his undoing.

ALAN PAXTON, Walton-on-Thames, Surrey. ÷ WE CAN’T cut foreign aid (Mail). Mercedes exports to Africa will suffer and we’ll get the blame . . . !

J. WALMSLEY, Bury, Lancs.