Straight to the POINT

÷ HOW soon can I move to Pitcairn Island (Mail)? I’d love to take advantage of the standard of living enjoyed there at our expense.

DEs COYlE, st albans, Herts. ÷ SO Kim Kardashian is, after all, just like the rest of us, naked under her clothes (Mail).

PEtER RustON, skegness, lincs. ÷ AS it’s 2017, will this country celebrate the centenary of the Russian Revolution with a few street parties with no food, some show trials and the odd execution of dissidents?

tIM PHIllIPs, london E10. ÷ WHY do people wish you ‘Happy New Year’ when you know very well you won’t have one?

JOHN DONOGHuE, london E6. ÷ JUST a thought: could VW perhaps help that smoky Russian aircraft carrier that was in the Channel last year with its emissions problem?

CHRIs KIDD, Doncaster, south Yorks. ÷ IN THE first scene of TV’s Taboo, when the main character is burying something, he’s using a spade with a green-painted tin handle from a popular DIY store — even though the show is set in 1814!

BaRBaRa DYER, Hemel Hempstead, Herts. ÷ I GAVE up on Sherlock in episode one. I bet TV critic Christopher Stevens (Mail) wishes he had, too.

GEOFF EDWaRDs, liverpool. ÷ JEREMY CORBYN’S big idea is we should limit top salaries. He could start with the salaries of local authority officers under Labour control.

NIGEl F.H. BODDY, Darlington. ÷ IN ALL my 80-plus years, l’ve never seen a snow bomb (Mail). If I should come across one, whom should I phone to disarm it?

a. asHtON, st austell, Cornwall. ÷ BRIBING kids to eat their veg (Mail)? I used to put mint sauce on my kids’ veg; it worked a treat.

GaRY CHRIstIE, st leonards, E. sussex.