Outofthe mouthsofbabes

WHEN my daughter was six, she was keen on space travel. When asked at school what she’d like to be when she grew up, Deborah said she wanted to be a ‘haemorrhoid’. The teacher couldn’t stop laughing. To this day, 40 years later, I still have a giggle, too. Miss Marie Lane, Melton Mowbray, Leics.