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The way we interact and communicate is changing. Mercury swaps signs today, and moves into Taurus. This represents a time when we can begin to focus on what we have, and the practical ways that we might get what we want. We may also experience a stubborn

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

DON’T worry, you’re near the end of a tense drama. Things will soon start sorting themselves out. You can’t though, claim all the credit. The main improvements will happen naturally, or come through the intervention of other people. But you need to understand what caused a certain problem so that you can be sure that it won’t recur. Hence your current learning process. Mercury leaving your sign suggests the discoveries you’re making will stand you in good stead. Change your life with a spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth now! Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

FOR all our sakes, please refrain from going to the cinema next weekend. Don’t worry, it’s unlikely that anything bad will happen. It’s just that I feel sorry for the people sitting behind you, trying to enjoy the movie. Their view will be ruined by the light-bulbs appearing above your head! Now I wouldn’t devote half your forecast to such a ridiculous metaphor if it weren’t important. Mercury is joining Mars in your sign. You’re being given the inspiration to see a solution, and the strength to act upon it. Your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast will lift your spirits. For four minutes of good news, call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

IMAGINE if we liked everyone and everyone liked us. Life would be pretty boring. Who could we gossip about? Where would be all the fun we take in finding fault and casting aspersions? I’m only half joking. Mercury’s change of signs today brings you a choice. You can lose yourself in discordant aspects, or you can take on a higher mindset. There may be justification for pettiness. You may even ask yourself why you have to be the one to take the dull, slightly saintly option. It’s because you can! Change your future! Hear your spookily accurate Moonsign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

I RECENTLY took my superhero-obsessed son to an exhibition called The Art Of The Brick. It features giant Lego sculptures of characters like Batman and Superman. He was excited. For about five minutes! Then all I heard was, ‘I want to go home!’ No matter how thrilling life gets, nothing comes close to the appeal of returning to our ‘safe space’. Especially when the world seems ‘a bit too

much’. But today, it’s important to give a process enough time to turn into a

wonderful adventure. Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. For a spookily accurate prediction, call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

WHEN they made you, they broke the mould. Or they would have done if they’d had a mould to break. You weren’t created in anyone else’s image, no matter how much you may look like other family members. You’re one of a kind, and it’s currently harder than usual for you to hide your uniqueness. As Jupiter links to Pluto, the rules that apply to most folk really aren’t relevant for you. Show your powerfully innovative self off with pride today. It’s a gift you can feel grateful for, not ashamed of. Change your life with a spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth now! Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

WELCOME to philosophical Friday. It’s time to consider life’s deeper questions: why am I here, where am I going, and, will there be a bouncy castle when I get there? Whoever said soul-searching had to be serious? It’s important to make room for fun in your life today. Fun is not pointless. It’s powerful. It may not be the entire point of existence, but not enjoying the journey, is often a sign that you need to change direction. A lighter-hearted approach will enlighten your day. Your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast will lift your spirits. For four minutes of good news, call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

LIFE is about compromise. You want this; they want that. They may give you this, if you allow them that. If all you want is this and you’re not prepared to put up with any of that, you may end up with nothing. Is the right kind of nothing better than the wrong kind of something? Some people think so. But if you stick too rigidly to a principle, there might be no joy. As Mercury changes signs, think about what you might give way on. The right kind of something is still a distinct possibility. Change your future! Hear your spookily accurate Moonsign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

MY SON has discovered biscuits. He usually asks for ‘one with the letters on it’; cinnamon cookies with the manufacturer’s name baked into the top. When I ask him what the letters spell, he replies confidently: ‘Eat these biscuits!’ It’s fair to say that his reading skills need some work! Your communication skills, though, are in no doubt. And, as Mercury moves opposite your sign today, your abilities are enhanced, and your words are more powerful. Make sure you send the right message. Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. For a spookily accurate prediction, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

WE all need change, if only to remind ourselves of what we prefer and why. Your ruler was retrograde as it linked to Pluto yesterday. Later in the year, when it turns direct again, it will repeat this alignment. So there’s no need to feel nervous of a permanent shift in a balance of power. The experiment you’re being invited to take part in can be modified. Unless, of course, you like the new position. It may be that you secretly suspect that you’ll like it too much. In which case, there’s no problem! Change your life with a spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth now! Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

A STRANGE thing is happening on the UK music scene. Bands, that were only moderately successful in the 1990s and 2000s, are reforming to play headline slots at festivals they wouldn’t have made any impact on in their heyday. Is it just nostalgia? Or don’t we realise how good something is until we no longer have it? Which part of yourself have you been making too easily available and accessible? To be really appreciated today, choose your moment, and make an entrance. Your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast will lift your spirits. For four minutes of good news, call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

DO YOU know how to juggle? It looks more complicated in the eye of the observer than the practitioner. In fact, once learned, the process becomes almost automatic. Somewhere in your world, there’s a daunting proposition. Each time you contemplate a course of action, you feel more aware of how difficult it’s likely to be. But that’s largely because you haven’t taken the time to discover the trick. Jupiter’s link to Pluto suggests that, if you’re willing to explore it, you’ll soon master it. Change your future! Hear your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

HAVE you been confused by recent forecasts? On Wednesday we talked about compromising. Yesterday, we considered what you stand for, and with. Are the two mutually exclusive? Does a settlement make you a traitor to the cause? Hardly. It simply marks you as wiser than some of your comrades. Good politics means governing for the many, not the few, including those who disagree with you. Don’t be afraid to cross a boundary today, as long as you’re building, rather than burning bridges. Big changes are due between now and the next Full Moon. For a spookily accurate prediction, call 0906 751 5612.