Wordywise

THE TENNANT OF WILDFELL HALL — anne Bronte adaptation featuring the ubiquitous David.

Antony Dean, Keighley.

MEGOISM — chronic case of self-obsession.

Phililp Turner, Stockport.

SHOCKS AND SHARES — pro-remain doom-mongering.

Harold Askew, Carnforth, Lancs.

ZOMBIE AND SON — woman approaching with pushchair . . . immersed in her mobile phone.

Godfrey Holmes, Withernsea, E. Yorks.

THE DANGEROUS DIGS ACT — law against fracking. Mrs Sylvia Dugard,

Witney, Oxon.

WAITPROSE — Rebecca dreamed that she was back at mandalay and the silly shop had sent Vita Sackville-West instead of crispbreads and tinned salmon.

Mark Wraith, Newark, Notts.