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WHEN searching for a phrase to sum up Mars’s move into Gemini today, my first thought was ‘putting your money where your mouth is’. But it’s too financially focused to encompass the astrological weather. Next, ‘all talk and no trousers’ sprang to mind. But it isn’t quite right either. Because you actually have plenty of ‘trousers’ right now. Venus’s link to Saturn suggests that if we put our hearts into it, this is a time when our deeds can more than match our words. ARIES WHAT’S worse, your Mar 21 — Apr 20 bark or your bite? I mean no disrespect by comparing you to a pooch. But it’s important that you don’t just talk a good game, but play one, too. And if that means getting you fired up and ready to rumble, that’s what I’m here to do. You really can take steps to make your best ideas happen. Just as long as you’re sure that you’ve come up with the best ideas. So take a moment to check your facts before everything kicks off. After all — you don’t want to end up barking up the wrong tree! What will the Dark of the Moon reveal? For news that will make your spine tingle and your heart leap. Call 0906 751 5601. TAURUS IF TODAY belongs Apr 21 — May 21 to you, how come you’re not deciding the timetable? What’s the big, inevitable, unavoidable factor? Can’t you resist it? Apparently not. Maybe this is because you don’t want to. Maybe you secretly like the idea of what you suspect has to happen or maybe you need something to complain about? As Venus links to Saturn, it brings an opportunity that you can do what you wish . . . provided your wish (and actions) are strong enough. So, just be strong enough to be patient. Your time is coming. During the Dark of the Moon, your future can be revealed. For your spookily accurate Moonsign forecast, call: 0906 751 5602. GEMINI WHEN playing a May 22 — June 22 game of chess, sometimes someone needs to make a risky move. We can plan, imagine and set up defences, but unless we’re willing to mount an attack, there’s no chance of anyone winning. You may not be sure of your footing right now. You may even be keenly aware of the risks involved in a particular strategy. But if they’re acceptable, and the reward is big enough, then don’t let that stop you making your move. There are no prizes for stalemates this weekend. What will the Dark of the Moon reveal? For news that will make your spine tingle and your heart leap. Call 0906 751 5603. CANCER HOW fair is the June 23 — July 23 universe? How hard is life? Answer the second question and you’ll have your answer to the first. Apart from one thing . . . life is hard sometimes and wonderfully easy at others. So, does the fairness of the cosmos wax and wane as well? Or is it consistent? Are we always under the protection of some powerful force, albeit one we can’t always understand or recognise? As Venus links to Saturn, something is about to restore faith you may have lost. An injustice

will be redressed. During the Dark of the Moon, your future can be revealed. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast, call: 0906 751 5604. LEO YESTERDAY, I suggested July 24 — Aug 23 that before you could complete an impressive feat, a little drama may unfold. Perhaps I was wrong and all went smoothly. I hope so. But if you do find yourself in difficulty, the skies suggest that any problems aren’t as serious as they look or as permanent as you fear. They’re simply the challenges you face. Their purpose is to define your approaching success. They’ll make your achievements all the more impressive. Be brave and become part of an inspiring story. What will the Dark of the Moon reveal? For news that will make your spine tingle and your heart leap. Call 0906 751 5605. VIRGO FEW things are Aug 24 — Sep 23 more satisfying than ticking boxes on a ‘to-do’ list. How good do we feel when we know that we’ve finally done this or that? Yet have you noticed how quickly those lists grow? Like plants, pruned back in the early spring, they soon shoot back up. Indeed, there’s an old saying: ‘If you need something doing, ask a busy person.’ They’ll be so busy they’ll hardly even notice another task. As Mercury continues its retrograde journey, don’t feel obliged to do what you don’t have to do this weekend. During the Dark of the Moon, your future can be revealed. For your spookily accurate Moonsign forecast, call: 0906 751 5606. LIBRA AN APOLOGY: this Sep 24 — Oct 23 week I’ve been hinting at the difficulties someone’s bringing into your life. This isn’t a vendetta I’m waging against you. As a Libran myself, that would be self-defeating! I’ve just been trying to nip an astrological possibility in the bud. Much of my time is torn between trying to guard you against pitfalls and alerting you to opportunities. It’s a delicate balancing act. So let me redress things by telling you this weekend is the right time to launch yourself on a wonderful new journey. What will the Dark of the Moon reveal? For news that will make your spine tingle and your heart leap. Call 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO WHEN we Oct 24 — Nov 22 first notice something wrong, we may have a fairly strong reaction. We keep thinking about the thing we don’t like. We just can’t ignore it. Eventually, if it seems we can never do anything constructive — or other people insist there’s really no problem — we begin to put the misgiving to the back of our minds. Once there, it may stay buried for ever. Yet with your modern ruler retrograde, there’s something you need to remember your concerns about. Then you can put it right. During the Dark of the Moon, your future can be revealed. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast, call: 0906 751 5608. SAGITTARIUS HERE’S a Nov 23 — Dec 21 talk I had with my three-year-old as he rode my shoulders to nursery: ‘I’ve got teeth in my mouth,’ he announced. ‘And a tongue,’ I replied. ‘Yes,’ he said, ‘tongues are for tasting. And lips are for kissing, but tongues aren’t for kissing.’ ‘No?’ I asked. He explained: ‘Because that’s dangerous!’ I’m putting this down to the innocence of youth. But when he’s older I may have to explain that there are some passions, and people, worth taking a risk for. Remember that this weekend! What will the Dark of the Moon reveal? For news to make your spine tingle and your heart leap. Call 0906 751 5609. CAPRICORN YESTERDAY, I Dec 22 — Jan 20 left you on a cliffhanger. How naughty of me, but I wouldn’t have done it if there was a serious problem. I just wanted to illustrate, as I do today, how easily we can turn a small cause for concern into a great, overwhelming, drama. Now, as Venus links to your ruler again, it not only brings the courage to look at any challenges, it also smoothes and eases things. Instead of having difficult lessons to learn, there are new opportunities that you can enjoy this weekend. You’ll see. During the Dark of the Moon, your future can be revealed. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast, call: 0906 751 5610. AQUARIUS YESTERDAY Jan 21 — Feb 19 we talked about looking over your plans. I hope you studied them with precision. Did you get out one of those magnifying glasses that jewellers use? It would be worth doing, because there really are some gems in your collection of thoughts. And since life is urging you to take whole-hearted action, you don’t want to be crippled by doubting what you have to offer. Be brave. And if you feel the pressure, just remember — that’s how diamonds are formed. What will the Dark of the Moon reveal? For news that will make your spine tingle and your heart leap. Call 0906 751 5611. PISCES WE MAY think we Feb 20 — Mar 20 know how the world works, but we’ve no idea. We have theories and fantasies, opinions and beliefs. They become the building blocks of our identity. We define ourselves by the notions we subscribe to and the philosophies we reject. Yet when we try to spell out the facts, we function largely in the realm of imagination. As Venus links to Saturn today, don’t let the lack of a recognisable definition stop you from believing what you need in order to feel good. During the Dark of the Moon, your future can be revealed. For your spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast, call: 0906 751 5612.