Tweets from Trump: the next 30 days
TOMORROW’S NEWS TODAY — BUT WATCH OUT SOUTH KOREA!
beatsnew @realDonaldTrump:jobs me andon jobs. I keptI saidmy Nobody promise.I’d create Hundredsavailable in of FBI! senior posts soon
loves Mickey @realDonaldTrump:mice Mouse like has I do lost but Nobodyall dopey credibilityand beyond. in This Disneylandmouse must be terminated!
Minnie @realDonaldTrump:no better. Too-shortSister polka-dot unbecoming dresson a totally public figure. Disrespectful! Shame on her!
greatest @realDonaldTrump:hospitals are Our filled nation’swith sick, Time totallyfor total ailing clear-out! patients. Cut Bad! costs, people! only No admit losers! fit and healthy @realDonaldTrump: I love poor people. They make great cushions! @realDonald Trump: Honored to be welcoming President Macaroni of Paris. Leader of very, very historic country with iconic Leaning Tower and worldbeating bullfights! @realDonald Trump: Bulls stupid, weak, dishonest, notalent sleazebags. When did you last see a bull in a smart suit and tie making multi-million dollar deals? NEVER!
@realDonaldTrump: Delighted and honored to welcome a world-class bull as CEO of White House China Shop.
@realDonaldTrump: Honored to accept exclusive invite from can-do billionaire Queen Elizabeth of London, England. Small but gracious lady in very very expensive tiara. Classy!
@realDonaldTrump: Arrived in London, England, to find a Third World country. Even so-called Head of State forced to ride round in horse and carriage! No limo! Total losers! @realDonaldTrump: And no hot tub on Buckingham so-called Palace roof! Backward!
@realDonaldTrump: Only clock on display in Westminster is Big Ben. So sad — much too big to fit
on a desk, and not even digitalized! Hard to read!
@realDonaldTrump: And weak, goofy soldiers outside Palace wear cheap outsize black toupees on their heads, like no one can tell! Embarrassing!
@realDonaldTrump: On my trip to China on fact-finding mission to see how the Chineses keep out their illegals, I plan to visit Great, Great, Great Wall.
@realDonaldTrump: Reliably informed Barack Obama planned to place a bucket of water on Oval Office doorway before my entry. So childish, disrespectful!
@realDonaldTrump: Just ordered Armed Forces to drop big, big bomb on terrible South Korea. Teach those dumb losers a lesson! A GREAT day for the United States of America! @realDonald Trump: Urgent correction! NORTH Korea! @realDonald
Trump: Too late! But stupid lazy critics take note — wrong area but TOTALLY RIGHT BOMB. Exploded on time, absolutely as planned! Very very exciting! That’s something the critics will never understand! @realDonaldTrump: Congratulations to all South Korean survivors! Great new beginning for the lucky few remaining! GREETINGS!
@realDonaldTrump: Nobody fights harder for free speech than me. I believe in it so passionately that I will terminate every FAKE NEWS outlet that persists in denying it.
@realDonaldTrump: Grand Canyon not nearly so grand as it makes itself out to be. More like a pathetic hole in the ground. Overrated! Worst ever canyon!
@realDonaldTrump: Dimwit Statue of Liberty has lost all credibility. What kind of a woman stands with one arm in the air wearing nothing but a nightshirt and a goofy grin? Disrespectful!
@realDonaldTrump: Many, many in the White House are saying I’m the world’s greatest current President of the USA. So proud!