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there was the ‘ vampire’ facelift, a laborious process by which your own blood was infused into the face to rejuvenating ends.
now, thanks to Californian entrepreneurs, you can just cut to the chase and, for a mere £ 6,000 a pop, buy some teenager’s blood and have it injected directly into your veins.
One problem: if my teenager is anything to go by, her blood is almost 100 per cent nando’s.