Straight to the POINT

÷ JOBSWORTHS at the Home Office want to deport A* students and apprentice carpenters, while allowing rapists and child molesters to roam our streets under the right to a family life. ERNEST SPuRR, St Leonards-on-Sea, E. Sussex. ÷ LORD NELSON, the white supremacist? He always kept an eye out and was ’armless. BoB SKINNER, Felsted, Essex. ÷ WERE the Emirates Stadium burglars stealing Arsenal merchandise or trying to return it? ALAN PRAILL, Andover, Hants. ÷ POOR Victoria Beckham must have got dressed in the dark. Judging by the length of the sleeves and legs, they can’t even be her pyjamas. M. JoNES, Plymouth, Devon. ÷ MELANIA TRUMP was mocked for wearing stilettos on a visit to the Texas floods. Was her FLOTUS baseball cap appropriate? A. HuMPHERY, London NW3.