TEXT SPEAK FOR US OLDIES

JUST to blend in and prove I’m up with the kids (or is it down?) here is my very own version of text shorthand for the old folks: ATD: At the doctor’s BTW: Bring the wheelchair BYOT: Bring your own teeth FWIW: Forgot where I was IMHO: Is my hearing aid on? GGPBL: Gotta go, pacemaker battery low ROFLACGU: Rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up TTYL: Talk to you louder