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YET another internet video is claiming that the end of the world is nigh. It will happen on September 23, apparently. I don’t buy into Doomsday predictions, butt it’s interesting that, around that time, Mars opposes Neptune, Mercury squares Saturn, and Pluto changes direction as Jupiter opposes Uranus, the final opposition in the series I’ve been talking about all year! It might be dramatic, but I suspect we’ll all be here to talk about it afterwards…

ARIES YOU’RE still on track Mar 21 — Apr 20 to become the champion you were born to be. Someone, somewhere out there, has been aware of your skills. Your talents have been recognised and your moment to shine is on its way. OK, it’s unlikely that you will be crowned the world’s best diver, and you might not be in line for Olympic gold. But you’re just ahead of your time. If there were medals awarded for generosity, you’d be a contender. And this is enough to bring you respect. Uncertain? There’s a special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, weekahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5601. TAURUS IT’S often when Apr 21 — May 21 we’re pushed that we have our most inspirational and inventive epiphanies. That’s when we pull something surprising out of the bag. But people often shrug these moments off, seeing them as less desirable results of high-intensity situations. They were a lucky shot or just what had to be done. Why do we treat them so negatively? Surely the method doesn’t need to negate the solution? You can dig deep and harness your potential. You’ll be amazed at what’s possible. Worried? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, weekahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5602. GEMINI OH, WE’RE going May 22 — June 22 to talk about the weather again, are we? Wouldn’t it be more productive to talk about what’s really bothering you? It’s up to you. My advice, incidentally, is that you’re over-thinking things right now. During Mercury’s retrograde period, you devoted energy to re-evaluating a situation. So much so that it’s hard to see the wood from the trees. Yet your outlook is improving. If you can’t see that, you soon will over the next few days. Anxious? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5603. CANCER TOMORROW, June 23 — July 23 while the rest of the zodiac experiences a grand trine, you’ll be flying a kite, astrologically. As Venus creates a grand trine with Saturn and Uranus, the Moon aligns to create an ‘astrological kite’ formation, with its positive energy focused on your ruler. Yet the winds of fortune are not gusting so strongly that you can simply stand in one place and expect your hopes and dreams to take off. But if you’re prepared to do some running, they really can soar. Confused? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, weekahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5604. LEO WE SEE animals July 24 — Aug 23 competing for social standing, but some species of birds display their dominance through acts of heroism. Whenever a predatory hawk appears, the male will perch on a high branch, luring the aggressor away from its mates. The bird who holds out the longest — and survives! — goes to the top of the hierarchical tree. If you demonstrate kindness, bravery and individuality, you’ll that leadership skills will be recognised and valued. Uncertain? There’s a special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, weekahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5605. VIRGO HAVE you ever Aug 24 — Sep 23 re-read a book or re-watched a film and found it to be a completely different experience? You can come away with an insight so profound that you wonder if it’s the same story. Of course, it’s you that’s changed, so what you take away from the story has evolved. Art offers different concepts which shift with what we are able to understand. Mercury’s return to your sign opens you up to new interpretations and perspectives as well as new experiences. Worried? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, week-ahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5606. LIBRA THE beginning of the Sep 24 — Oct 23 week is a good time for a to-do list. Just as Fridays are the best days for coming up with excuses as to why we didn’t tick enough off to be satisfied! But perhaps this week will be different. Maybe as you head into the weekend, you’ll be proudly surveying a list of tasks that have been crossed off? Suppose we load the dice a little? Try moving ‘appreciate the wonder of life and be thankful for the gifts it brings’ to the top of the list. Tick that and the rest will follow. Anxious? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, weekahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO SOMETIMES we Oct 24 — Nov 22 are determined to take a molehill and turn it into a mountain. Often it’s a distraction tactic. Concentrating our efforts on smaller things is an effective way of diverting ourselves from bigger issues. But big doesn’t have to equal bad. If you take another look at a situation you were worried about, it might appear to be much less of a problem. It’s overshadowed by another, much more important, challenge that has appeared on the horizon. Tackle it without fear. Confused? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, weekahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5608. SAGITTARIUS WE CAN’T Nov 23 — Dec 21 always see the light at the end of the tunnel. Sometimes all we can see are the things that aren’t going the way we want them to. And if the light at the end of the tunnel isn’t visible, it’s easy to fall into despair. You might not believe me until you see it with your own eyes, but that sliver of bright light and blue sky is coming into view. You’ll find the strength you need to power through, because you already have it. Uncertain? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, weekahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5609. CAPRICORN WE’VE all Dec 22 — Jan 20 received that text, phone call or email: ‘Our congratulations! You’ve won a car/holiday/ £10,000! To claim this reward please reply with your address and bank details.’ There’s a moment when your heart skips a beat. You can’t believe your luck. Then reality hits — it’s a trick. The world is filled with scams. It can be difficult to trust even the most innocuous requests. Before you agree to something today, make sure you know who’s really benefiting. Worried? There’s a very special message for you when you call to hear your unmissable, in-depth, four-minute, weekahead forecast. Call 0906 751 5610. AQUARIUS IF YOU’RE Jan 21 — Feb 19 short of something to fret over, turn on the news. Every bulletin delivers at least three potential causes for concern — and these are in addition to the worries you already have! Should you ignore them and hope they go away? No. We need to read the warning signs and take action, then we can move on. 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