Straight to the POINT

IT’S little wonder the Coniston villagers don’t mind the church bells ringing all night (Mail). They have probably been deafened.

DAVE HUMPHREYS, Oswestry, Shropshire.

REMIND me again how often Bank of England governor Mark Carney has been wrong.

C. T. STANTON, Cwmbran, Monmouthshire.

DESIGNER Jo Malone is outraged that Aldi is selling £3.99 copycat versions of her candles (Mail). What is more outrageous is that she charges £44 for hers.

M. l. WILLIAMS, Totton, Hants.

WOULD reverting to the old licensing laws help solve the problem of drunken teenagers in city centres at the weekend?

Mrs P. PASMORE, Shepperton, Surrey.

NOT enough police officers to deal with burglaries, but more than enough to escort a wealthy footballer into court.

ROLAND GRIFFITHS, Nantwich, Cheshire.

IF FLU makes you feel down, would Aussie flu (Mail) make you feel Down Under?

VINCENT HEFTER, Richmond, Surrey.

I’D RATHER have Boris Johnson’s backseat driving than Theresa May’s driverless car.

CHARLOTTE JOSEPH, lawford, Essex.

ARE people upset with TV chef Paul Hollywood for dressing as a Nazi or for cultural appropriation?

TERRY FREEMAN, Derby.

IF THE 130-tonne monster ‘fatberg’ blocking an East London sewer was exhibited at Tate Britain, it could win the Turner Prize.

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