Straight to the POINT

IF LEWIS Hamilton wants to be called Sir, he should think of training to become a teacher. DAVID HUGHES, Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk.

CATALONIA’S leader flees to Brussels. Where can we send Nicola Sturgeon? GERALD NATHANSON, Chigwell, Essex.

THE dolphin kissed by David Walliams said it could have been worse — Mick Jagger! MARGARET HUMPHREYS, Oswestry, Shropshire.

THE wacky advice on tackling snoring (Good Health) may alleviate the problem, but hasten a divorce. MARY GORMAN, Warrington, Cheshire.

HOMES, jobs and benefits for returning jihadis? Thank God this lot of politicians weren’t in charge in 1939. R. MARSHALL, Sheffield.

ON THE day England won the Under-17s World Cup, Chelsea fielded a team without a single English player. JOHN WILLIAMS, Littleover, Derbys.

I WAS born on the day the Queen and Prince Philip married. What a shame my parents named me Rosemary Elizabeth rather than the other way round, otherwise I, too, would have been Elizabeth R! Mrs R. E. GILLARD, Marlow, Bucks.

WHEN the Pope phoned the International Space Station, did he incur Rome-ing charges? A. GRANT, Glasgow.

WHY has Gordon Brown waited until now to say bankers responsible for the financial crisis should have been jailed? DAVID TURK, Farncombe, Surrey.