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NEPTUNE (the artist) and Venus (the muse) make a benevolent connection tomorrow. Since many artists produce their most impressive works when experiencing difficulties, you might think that this alignment is too harmonious to be inspiring. But it can show us how beautiful the world can be. If we could only be inspired to see our lives in a new light, with fresh perspective, we could paint a more harmonious picture in our hearts. The cosmos is providing us with such an opportunity.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

OFTEN the truths we find hardest to believe are the ones that stare us straight in the face. We try to overlook them and carry on as though we haven’t seen the evidence, and take steps to avoid assimilating the information. And we don’t just overlook the ‘bad’ things — sometimes, because they seem to threaten our normality, we push good things under the carpet, too. As Venus and Neptune align, you’re being presented with a new idea that will take time to absorb. Do this and you’ll soon appreciate its genius. Want to discover some priceless information about this week? Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

FOLLOWING Venus’s conjunction with Jupiter, it’s as though your heart has been to the filling station on payday and had its tank filled with high-octane, premium grade fuel. You’ve got extra pep in your engine. The only trouble is, with this happening in your opposite sign, it might not feel as though you’re in the driving seat. But that doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the ride or influence the destination. You’re being looked after by a kindly sky. This is a joyride that can take you to a long-dreamed-of destination. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your latest four minute forecast: 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

YOU can’t make an omelette without breaking eggs — but suppose you refuse to crack the shells until you have proof that the gas ring works? You’d be trying to keep the butter from burning with one hand, while trying to shell, whisk and season eggs with the other. It’s a recipe for a mess! You can assume that the cooker will be working when you need it. Right now, the cosmos is asking for you to undertake an equally small act of faith. Prepare for some good news — because it’s on the way. Your in-depth forecast lasts four minutes. It could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

‘I COULD make you happy, make your dreams come true. Nothing that I wouldn’t do. Go to the ends of the earth for you, to make you feel my love.’ These are Bob Dylan’s words, immortalised more recently by Adele. I’m not including them in your forecast to suggest idealistic, romantic notions. Actually, as the Moon converges with Mars and then opposes Uranus, you’re moving from a state of confusion to clarity. But Venus’s future link to Neptune is filling your heart with hope. That’s a good thing. Want to discover some priceless information about this week? Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

INTUITION has an irritating habit of informing us of things we don’t want to hear, so we distract ourselves by keeping busy or telling ourselves that it can’t be right. Often, though, that hunch is correct. And when it proves to be true, we’re left with a sensation that we knew it all along. You have a gut feeling about something. Perhaps you’re trying to talk yourself out of what it’s telling you. Remember that your instincts rarely fail you. Further investigation will prove worthwhile. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your latest four minute forecast: 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

DOES anyone know what’s going on? Has anyone got any useful advice? Well, if they do, it’s not easy to find such wisdom. Most people are so busy explaining their own experiences that they rarely find time to listen to anyone else’s take on a situation. The loudest voices are those who simply proclaim their belief that there are no answers. Forget this babble and bluster today. The cosmos is boosting your powers of perception. If you listen to someone, you’ll find that they’re ready to listen to you. Your in-depth forecast lasts four minutes. It could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

AS A child I loved the cartoon Duck Tales featuring Scrooge McDuck. Disney’s evolution of the protagonist’s personality follows a similar vein to Dickens’s original character. But by the time I was watching it, Scrooge was wealthy, adventurous and benevolent to boot. I’m not suggesting you’re about to dive, like McDuck, into a pool of golden treasure. But it’s time to enjoy the opportunities that life’s offering you — just remember to share the adventure with those less fortunate than yourself. Want to discover some priceless information about this week? Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

NOW that Venus is settling into your sign, you should be feeling its effects. Are you noticing a difference in your encounters? Are your creative juices flowing? Maybe you’re just becoming more aware of other people’s calls on your time. You’re much in demand: expectations are high, and your abilities to give, share and nurture are being called upon. It’s a blessing that you’re feeling so generous. This forecast is just to remind you that the more you give, the more you’ll get back. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your latest four minute forecast: 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

EVERYONE on Earth has regrets. We all feel embarrassment over something that happened in our past. We all owe someone an apology. Society makes laws to decide which misdemeanours should face official sanctions, yet no court in the land holds us to account more severely than our own conscience. And rarely is a state-enforced penalty as painful, or as enduring, as guilt. Yet the cosmos is in forgiving mood. Today, please begin by permitting yourself some forgiveness. Your in-depth forecast lasts four minutes. It could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

THE great gift of friendship is getting close to someone, but, that same closeness can be dangerous, too. Once we’ve let a person into our heart, they’re in a position to hurt us. You’re feeling exposed and defenceless. Someone has made an impact on you, and you’re unsure if this is going to work in your favour. You’re worried that your head and your heart are telling you different things. But that’s OK: this is part and parcel of having a sensitive soul. You’ll feel consoled and content very soon. Want to discover some priceless information about this week? Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

‘WOULD you like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar?’ Johnny Burke wrote this great song about potential and how we often prefer to stick to the familiar. But if you could, would you? It seems that if we can imagine being comfortable in unlikely situations, the more chance we have of living a fascinating life. As Venus and Neptune begin to align, you’re being offered a chance to dream. Just by visualising brighter options, exciting possibilities will begin to manifest. Treat yourself to some valuable insight and priceless information. Call your latest four minute forecast: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

ISN’T it astonishing to think that every grain of sand was once part of something much larger? A boulder, perhaps — or even a mountain. Each speck serves to remind us that nothing is permanent. In cosmic terms, our lives take place in the blink of an eye. Your current source of stress might feel overwhelming, but you’re about to see a reason why it’s not as challenging as it seems. Today you can begin to let it go and concentrate your efforts where they’ll have a more valuable, long-lasting impact. Your in-depth forecast lasts four minutes. It could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5612.