Straight to the POINT

÷ I WAS disappointed that Theresa May’s Mansion House speech made no reference to exporting Anna Soubry.

COLIN BOWER, Barton on Sea, Hants.

÷ NO WONDER Maplin went bust — what do you expect if you name your business after the holiday camp in Hi-de-Hi!

BEN HIGGS, Aylesbury, Bucks.

÷ ALL you need to be a Premier League player is the ability to run backwards then fall over as if you’ve been hit by a sledgehammer.

G. ROBINS, Tonyrefail, S. Wales.

÷ I AM the third generation of my family to use the same Forties jar of nutmegs (Letters).

WENDY WHITNEY, Billericay, Essex.

÷ MEGHAN MARKLE is a breath of fresh air and should not be constantly compared to her rather insipid sister-in-law to be.

P. BARRINGTON, Tonbridge, Kent.

÷ AFTER many years of endurance, I’ve earned the right to put the letters PhD after my name . . . Pothole Dodger.

GUY VARLEY, Edlesborough, Bucks.

÷ STUCK indoors during the bad weather, I enjoyed a snowdrift DVD marathon: The Abominable Snowman, Ice Station Zebra, Snowmageddon and Storm Of The Century. Next on the list is Defrosting The Fridge.

PHILIP BRANNON, London SE25.

÷ WHY are the snowflake generation scared of snowflakes ?

MALCOLM JENNEY, Middlesbrough.

÷ SNOW in Scotland in March — what’s new? Snow in London, anytime — catastrophe!

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