Straight to the POINT

WOULD I feel safer crossing the road in front of a self-driving car than a vehicle driven by someone on the phone?

R. WILLIAMS, Great Holland, Essex.

PIONEERING treatment for age-related macular degeneration uses stem cells from a human embryo (Mail). Have the unborn given their life so the elderly can see?

PAUL WATKINS, Cubbington, Warks.

SKY Sports can’t find £30,000 to publish the Football Yearbook, but is happy to pay Thierry Henry millions as a pundit. I know which provides me with the most entertainment.

PAUL GILLIGAN, Doncaster, S. Yorks.

I FELL off my bike, so I have a trendy pair of ripped jeans, just like Victoria Beckham’s, for sale for £280. Any takers?

LOUISE JONES-HERBST, Warrington, Cheshire.

IT TAKES a week to boot out 23 Russians, but ten years to extradite hate preachers.

GEORGE VALENTINE, Rotherham, S. Yorks.

THE scourge of plastic, global warming and the demise of the white rhino. What kind of idiot saws off the branch they’re sitting on?

C. HUSSEY, Braintree, Essex.

CRAIG BROWN’S 180 things you never hear of any more (Mail)? Not where I come from!

ALAN HARDMAN, Bury, Gtr Manchester.

THE first ‘non-designated bed area’ (Mail) should be the hospital chief executive’s office.

J. WALMSLEY, Bury, Gtr Manchester.

WILL Phil and Holly fill the vacancy on Britain’s Got Talent and I’m A Celebrity?

SUE BAILEY, Skipton, N. Yorks.

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