BRANDED BY A SNOG WITH RUSSELL

GET HIM TO THE GREEK (2010)

What on earth is Meghan doing in this ghastly comedy? It stars russell Brand as obnoxious rock star aldous Snow, Jonah hill as aaron, the lackey charged with getting him from London to La and elisabeth Moss — of Mad Men fame — as aaron’s girlfriend.

among the drug-snorting, threesomes and general debauchery, Meghan has a 40- second role as tatiana, a girl in a strapless metallic dress who is snogged by aldous at a party.

he doesn’t even put down his brimming champagne flute to kiss her, the brute.

the clinch is then interrupted by aaron, pushing her face away, as aldous must rush to catch a plane.

after the ignominy of russell Brand sucking on her face, Meghan doesn’t even get a credit. humiliating. not universally panned, however. Critics said it had its ‘moments’. Shame Meghan wasn’t in any of them.

Is this really her? everyone, including royal biographer andrew Morton, says yes.

HER BEST LINE: ‘Mmmmn. Slurp.’ STAR RATING: