Straight to the POINT

A HEN party with half-naked waiters (Shakespeare)? What would be the reaction if it was a stag party with topless waitresses?

MICHAEL ALBIN, Blackburn, Lancs.

SPENDING millions to protect the Great Barrier Reef is a mere drop in the ocean.

BARRIE CHRISTIAN, Sutton Coldfield, W. Mids.

LIKE Kate, when I left hospital after the birth of my son, I wore a smart dress, nylons, high heels and make-up. I was disappointed my wife did not make any effort.

RICHARD MARSH, address supplied.

I HOPE Harry decides to shave for his wedding. Stubble does not enhance him and he’ll cringe in the future when he looks at the photos.

G. CARLTON, Newcastle.

MEGHAN’S style has been compared with Victoria Beckham, but there is one major difference: Ms Markle always has a big smile.

BRIAN DAVIES, Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk.

IF WORDSWORTH were alive today, would he have written ‘I wandered lonely as an iCloud’?

NIGEL SWANN, Milford on Sea, Hants.

CHILDREN are starting school unable to speak properly (Mail). Like, don’t worry, like, they won’t, like, know much more, like, as a teenager.

MICHELLE RICHARDSON, Wakefield, W. Yorks.

WITH the voting blocs against us, we’ll never win the Eurovision Song Contest again. Let’s have a Commonwealth Song Contest instead.

PETER BINGHAM, Bournemouth, Dorset.

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