(Very) Modern Manners

WHEN you’ve been courting a grumpy old moneybags for four years and there’s still no sign of a wedding proposal, what’s the best way to drop a hint it’s time he got down on bended knee? Former What Not To Wear presenter Trinny Woodall, 54, who is courting 74-year-old art collector Charles Saatchi, seems to think it’s by trying on a series of wedding dresses and sharing the images online. Visiting the High Street chain Monsoon with a pal, Trinny said: ‘Chloe and I might not be Royal Wedding invitees this time, but we are ready to catch the bouquet at the next wedding we have coming up over the summer.’ Is Trinny really that keen to marry Saatchi? The third of his ex-wives, Nigella Lawson, accused him of ‘intimate terrorism’ during their tempestuous marriage.