Will General march on May?

I UNDERSTAND that alarm is growing among top brass about Theresa May’s unwillingness to maintain Britain’s standing as a top military power. Well-placed Whitehall sources inform me that newly appointed Chief of the Defence Staff, General Sir Nick Carter, is pondering whether to exercise his right to bypass cretinous Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson, don full military uniform and cross Whitehall to meet the Prime Minister in person. We shouldn’t be surprised if the individual heads of the Navy, Army and Air Force accompany him on this vital mission, too.