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If I could get away with it, I wouldn’t write anything to describe today’s planetary shenanigans! Instead, I’d take a recording device, find a cul-de-sac and record the noise of cars reversing. That’s the appropriate soundscape to symbolise Mars beginning its retrogradation today. Although it will retrace its steps until August, it doesn’t mean that recent decisions have been wrong. It brings the chance to realign, so that we’re in the right place to start pursuing our objectives on a rewarding journey.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

YOU can try as hard as you like, but you’re not going to be able to convince a certain person to change their mind about something. Neither will they be able to influence your opinion. Although you are in agreement on many matters, on one particular issue you hold such different views that it’s hard to imagine that you’ll ever see eye to eye. Can anything be done to resolve this dispute? Focus on what you agree on and, as your ruler Mars turns retrograde, the pressure will dissipate. Let the light of this week’s Full Moon show you the way to a happier, more harmonious life. Call your LATEST forecast: 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

YOU’RE feeling surprisingly edgy for someone whose patience is legendary. It’s as if you sense that something isn’t quite as it should be. You’re usually quite happy to trust and wait for the right thing to come along — although there’s nothing that stops you from having a quiet moan about the wait! This time, though, your grumbles are surprisingly loud. The only way to proceed is to reposition yourself so that you’re not adding to the sense of irritation. Then, choose calm over confrontation today. The Full Moon brings potential for transformation. You can change your life. Your spookily accurate forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

WE CAN only know what we know. We don’t know what we don’t know . . . do we? However, sometimes you think you know a lot about something you don’t really know much about. Sometimes, too, you know something and you’re not sure how. Knowledge is a mysterious entity about which we know little! Although you’re feeling as if there’s something important happening that you don’t understand, if you take the time to reflect, you know far more than you think. Let the light of this week’s Full Moon show you the way to a happier, more harmonious life. Call your LATEST forecast: 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

IT WAS the firstcentury natural historian Pliny the Elder whose description of ostriches led to hundreds of years of misunderstanding. His depiction of their behaviour gave rise to the misconception that they hide their heads in their bodies when they don’t want to see something. I daresay the reason the myth was so popular

was because it’s a solution we’d all like to be able to adopt sometimes! As Mars begins its retrograde motion, one of your problems will just gently disappear. The Full Moon brings potential for transformation. You can change your life. Your spookily accurate forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5604. LEO July 24 — Aug 23

EVEN though your memory is being jogged and prodded to dwell on pieces of your past you thought were long forgotten, you’re still moving into the future. Today might bear a strong resemblance to yesterday, but it’s definitely more contemporary. What’s more, it offers you a window of potential and possibility. You’re being presented with a choice that could take you on a journey down a very different road. It’s worth paying attention to those memories . . . they’re helpful signposts. Let the light of this week’s Full Moon show you the way to a happier, more harmonious life. Call your LATEST forecast: 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23 THE problem with your critical faculties arises when you turn them on yourself. Otherwise, when they’re working out the reason why something, or someone, isn’t functioning as well as you’d like, they’re extremely useful. You can turn your critical skills down, too — especially when feeling happy. Being able to dim strong emotions and characteristics is a rare skill . . . it’s much easier to talk about moderation than demonstrate it. But as Mars turns retrograde, moderation is the quality you need. The Full Moon brings potential for transformation. You can change your life. Your spookily accurate forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

THE arrival of the first automobiles on our roads must have been an exciting spectacle. They were only considered safe as long as there was a person walking in front of each car, waving a flag to warn pedestrians of the potential danger. Driving at speed was considered to be unnatural and risked evoking the anger of the gods. What seems natural to us now is because we have adapted over time. Now Mars is retrograde, you can adjust your input into a challenging situation to suit you better. Let the light of this week’s Full Moon show you the way to a happier, more harmonious life. Call your LATEST forecast: 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

HAVE you ever been to one of those murder-mystery parties where everyone takes on a role for the evening? I did recently and was amazed by the effort people made to create their character and how invested we all became by the intrigues of the story that evolved over the evening. Although nothing quite so dramatic is due to happen to you, there’s a question that needs solving and several clues that can be investigated. You might need to ask some clever questions to get to the answer. The Full Moon brings potential for transformation. You can change your life. Your spookily accurate forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

IF YOU are feeling tempted to take a reality check, what should you do? Where on earth do you find reality when you want it? It’s an elusive thing to find — especially because what is reality for you is not the same as it is for anyone else. What seems certain today may be completely uncertain tomorrow. So, even if your focus is being pulled into what’s impossible now, don’t, whatever you do, rule out the potential of it becoming possible. Because it might! Let the light of this week’s Full Moon show you the way to a happier, more harmonious life. Call your LATEST forecast: 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

SURELY everyone knows about the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? Most of us have considered the legend and scanned the horizon to see where that spot might be. But as far as we know it’s impossible to get there. Much easier, then, to seek simpler things to find . . . such as faults with our world. We don’t have to look hard to find those. It’s tempting to criticise a situation you’re in; instead, try to look for the good in it. Being less judgmental will bring treasure. The Full Moon brings potential for transformation. You can change your life. Your spookily accurate forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

JUST imagine you were to have a close encounter with a heavenly messenger today. Suppose such a being were to cross your path bringing news that you’d done something wrong, for which you needed to apologise. What would you do? Would you rack your brains to think of something you’d done wrong? Or would you brazen it out? No one is perfect. But no one has the right to accuse you of anything or criticise you today. You can hold your head up high and walk tall. Let the light of this week’s Full Moon show you the way to a happier, more harmonious life. Call your LATEST forecast: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

NO WONDER you’re feeling tired of being so responsible. You take care of all the things you need to take care of, but there’s a sense of obligation around a certain situation, and it’s wearing you down. You need to let go of an attitude and do what you need to do to make you feel good. Inspiration is key. If guilt is your motivator, it won’t take you far and it will create an unhappy rapport between you and the people you care about. You have the strength to change your attitude now. The Full Moon brings potential for transformation. You can change your life. Your spookily accurate forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5612.