DEPP OF DESPAIR

JOHNNY DEPP’S son Jack, 16, was reported this week to be suffering from a mystery illness. The boy’s mother, actress Vanessa Paradis, skipped the premiere of her new movie and Depp rushed to the lad’s bedside.

In his forthcoming memoir, Depp says he reached rock bottom following his 2017 divorce from actress amber Heard.

‘ I poured myself a vodka in the morning and started writing until the tears filled my eyes. I kept trying to figure out what I’d done to deserve this.’ He dumped Vanessa, his stunning partner of 14 years, abandoned their two teenage children, and ran off with an airhead blonde who cost him millions amid charges of alcoholism, drug abuse and domestic violence. What’s not to deserve, Johnny? You need to see a doctor about such narcissism.