Straight to the POINT
÷ UNTIL we agree to the EU’s Brexit deal, there will be no rain and the sun will keep shining.
MICHAEL ALBIN, Blackburn, Lancs.
÷ WHY the lettuce shortage? Because it’s far too hot for icebergs.
VINCENT HEFTER, Richmond, Surrey.
÷ MICHEL BARNIER, the great white shark, has been spotted in Spanish waters. Probably on his way to eat our fish stocks.
G. McKIE, Warrington, Cheshire.
÷ CONCERNS over the British temperature reaching 30c? I was teaching in an iron shed with no air conditioning when it hit 46.4c.
DENNIS FITZGERALD, Melbourne, Australia.
÷ HEATWAVE bonus: melting tar on our roads is helping to fill in the potholes.
DENIS LAMBERT, Longridge, Lancs.
÷ AFTER NHS England medical director Stephen Powis has weeded out ‘unnecessary’ operations, will he feel the same if he can’t sit down because of painful haemorrhoids?
E. JOHNSTONE, Brentwood, Essex.
÷ THE CO2 crisis has handed the Government a solution to the obesity problem on a plate: no fizzy drinks, beer or crumpets!
MAGGIE MARTIN, Downham Market, Norfolk.
÷ WHY did Austrian Grand Prix reports focus on Lewis Hamilton throwing his toys out of the pram rather than on winner Max Verstappen?
MONTY LOWTHER, Plymouth, Devon.
÷ THE BBC was considerate in rescheduling EastEnders at 9.10pm, giving me ten minutes after Coronation Street to put the kettle on.
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