Out of the mouths of babes

TWO-YEAR-OLD Leah was having lunch with Grandma and Grandad. As she had eaten it all, she was given some chocolate buttons. Grandad said: ‘I like buttons. too, have you got one for me?’ ‘Yes, Grandad, this is your button,’ Leah replied. ‘And I will eat it for you.’ R. J. Warren, Chipping Sodbury, Glos.