Straight to the POINT

JOHN CLEESE says he’s leaving the UK. Does he need a hand to pack? M. LEVETT, Basingstoke, Hants.

THE woman who was surprised to give birth to twins was able to call an ambulance because she had taken her mobile to the toilet (Mail). I shall no longer mock those with phone in hand and vacant eyes who wander bewildered in our streets. P. BENNISON, Whitley Bay, Tyne & Wear. FAR more queued for cut-price teddy bears (Mail) than protested against Trump’s visit. KEITH NORMAN, Oxford.

I HOPE that Fifa, who offered the Thai cave boys tickets to the World Cup Final, will show concern for the widow of the diver who died during the rescue. HOLLY BROOMFIELD, Rownhams, Hants.

THE BBC is showing lots more repeats (Mail). Is this because they are paying so much to celebs, there is no money left to make programmes? E. HEYWOOD, Haddenham, Cambs.

TAXI for Mrs May!

MICK BRIDGSTOCK, Rushden, Northants.

WHAT a shame that the great and good on parade to greet President Trump at Blenheim Palace wore ill-fitting suits that looked as if they came from a charity shop and shoes that needed a polish. DEN TRATTLES, Tisbury, Wilts.

IN THE light of the recent discoveries in the Bayeux Tapestry, should the king be renamed Willy-am the Conqueror? MARTYN HENRY, Bridgend.