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Why it’s quel dommage for Nigel Farage

A CLUTCH OF BREXIT CLERIHEWS

- Craig Brown www.dailymail.co.uk/craigbrown

John Cleese Votes Leave, then flees To the sun Complainin­g: ‘Now Britain’s

no fun.’ Boris Quotes Horace: ‘Be bold, and venture to

be wise’ But he stops at ‘bold’: no

surprise. Tim Martin Played a vital

part in The Brexit

campaign: ‘We’ll stock no beer from Spain!’ David Davis Thinks the way

to behave is Cause a split Then quit. Nigel Farage — Quel dommage! Though he thought himself smart, he Mislaid his party. Meanwhile, Michel Barnier Eschews a Grand Marnier Until he’s come up with

a solution To the next-but-one

resolution Michael Gove Has loyalties that rove From A to Z Before he’s got out of bed. Scott Mann Does what he can One moment, PPS — The next, even less. Vladimir Putin Puts the boot in Leading hardliners to cheer This KGB Brexiteer. Jacob Rees-Mogg: Avoid, Marry or Snog? If you said the former You’d be getting warmer. Philip Hammond Says: ‘Damn and Blast! My day is past!’ President Trump Has advice on how to dump The EU: ‘First leave, then sue!’ Keir Starmer Couldn’t be calmer: It’s a lovely sight Sit back and watch them

fight. f Theresa T May Has a great deal to say About a bright new dawn While we stifle a yawn. Kate Hoey Is not very showy s But, like Frank Field, She refuses to yield. Jeremy Hunt Took a punt On Remain, Lost — and thought again. Chris Grayling Has only one failing Whatever department

he steers It all ends in tears. Tony Blair Can only stand and stare ‘We’d better change that

last verse To “Things can only get

worse”’ Dominic Raab Is a bit low-carb. Other than vote, He’s done nothing of note Liam Fox Eschews peasant smocks He prefers catching

the eye In a plain shirt and tie

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