BAKE OFF IS NIGH

— so how is chief judge Paul Hollywood? Not great. Wife Alex has fired a cannonball at Hollywood Towers. ‘Sick of the lies’, she has named his lover Summer Monteys-Fullam in divorce papers, accusing her husband of adultery. Barmaid Miss Monteys-Fullam, 23, thanked the floury old fool for turning her ‘from a girl to a woman and to a house woman’. Is that like a housewife, only with added crop tops? This isn’t going to end well.