THERESA, A CRICKET WITH RICKETS

Are you ready to die of embarrassment? regard Prime Minister Theresa May perform another of her deep- dive curtseys in front of the royal Family, this time for the benefit of Prince William.

Why does our gawky PM insist on prostrating herself like a half- shut knife at every opportunity?

She looks like a cricket with rickets. A grasshopper that has come a cropper. A squid that’s slid. i could go on, but i will spare her blushes.

one more thing. if the young royals are as modern and go-ahead as they are always insisting, why do they still encourage this forelock- tugging, demeaning nonsense?

Not just from the holder of the highest political office in the land, but from anyone?