Straight to the POINT

÷ WILL Fergie and Andrew wed again (Mail)? As we say up North: ‘They won’t be spoiling another couple if they do.’

PETER RICHARDSON, Lancaster.

÷ AFTER about 800 bottles of champagne were enjoyed at the Royal Wedding, the Queen could replenish the Palace wine cellars with sparkling wine from the Commonwealth.

R. LONGWORTH, Altrincham, Gtr Manchester.

÷ WHY not a different chairman every week for Question Time? It works for Have I Got News For You.

R. J. ANDREWS, Farnborough, Hants.

÷ ROBERT PESTON should take over the Question Time chair. He wouldn’t need a panel because he answers his own questions.

WILF DOE, Nottingham.

÷ THERE are Customs barriers between Northern Ireland and the Republic. Exporting heavy fuel oil across the border, the company I worked for paid duties on export to the Irish exchequer and reclaimed UK duty from HMRC.

WILLIAM LOUGHNAN, Belfast.

÷ WHY doesn’t Theresa May agree to a border for Northern Ireland and then get G4S to maintain it — problem sorted.

MIKE HOLT, Cambridge.

÷ SAVE the £100 billion for HS2 by advising travellers to get up half an hour earlier.

ROY MARTIN, Maidstone, Kent.

÷ SEANN WALSH’S biggest faux pas was not taking off his hat before kissing Strictly’s Katya.

ANGELA HUMPHERY, London NW3.