Straight to the POINT

THERESA MAY should take a handbag to her next meeting in Brussels and bang it on the table while calling out: ‘No, No, No!’ TED SHORTER, Tonbridge, Kent. THANK goodness for the doorman at No. 10, because Theresa May lacks the ability to exit herself. PHIL JOHNSON, Bishopton, Renfrewshire. MPS are demanding a 5p wine levy to pay for the NHS to treat alcoholics (Mail). How about a 50p levy on all drinks served in the House of Commons bars? JOHN LOWARCH, Oswestry, Shropshire. IF CANADIANS can buy cannabis legally, will they need to press the hash key when they place a phone order? ANDREW PETTIGREW, Haslingden, Lancs. CANADA has legalised marijuana — you’d need it to cope with living next to the U.S. SIMON CAMPBELL, Glasgow. I HEARD two young men deciding whether to go to university. One mentioned Lenin (Letters) and the other asked: ‘Do you mean like Lennon and McCartney?’ ANDREW WHEELER, Bolton. DUE to French President Emmanuel Macron’s threat, will I need a visa to visit the war cemeteries where my relatives rest? KEITH SANDERS, Datchet, Berks. DOCTORS handing out tango and waltz prescriptions. Postmen acting as social workers. Is the Government for real? I. GREEN, Maidstone, Kent. FOR permission to copy cuttings for internal management and information purposes, please contact the Newspaper Licensing Agency (NLA), PO Box 101, Tunbridge Wells TN1 1WX. Tel: 01892 525273. e-mail: copy@nla.co.uk