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ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20
I’M SORRY to put you on the spot, but I wonder if you have a licence for the body which you’re currently inhabiting? Do you have evidence that it belongs to you? Can you prove that you’re not an alien being who has taken up residence in this physical shape, having cleverly managed to adopt the mannerisms of the person who was born into this complex mass of atoms? Be on the look out for ludicrous suggestions today. And don’t, whatever you do, waste time on someone else’s silly ideas. Your latest Moon-sign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For four minutes of inspiration, call 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21
ASTROLOGY is the opposite of accepting the future as an inevitability. Horoscopes aren’t created so they can show you what’s going to happen, no matter what. Astrologers have a lot in common with weather forecasters! We predict what’s going to happen so you can be prepared. If I say that it’s going to rain today, it doesn’t mean you’re going to get soaking wet . . . but you might be advised to take an umbrella. The growing Full Moon brings an unexpected development which you can nevertheless enjoy. The Full Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate latest Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22 — June 22
IF SOMETHING vitally important goes wrong, it’s hard not to feel as if life is problematic. We can feel so downhearted by an upsetting situation that we lose our ability to appreciate the good things that come our way. Then, if we’re not careful, we’re lost in a sense of hopelessness and helplessness. As the Moon grows full, it emphasises the biggest issue in your world and suggests that with a small amount of effort, a shift can begin. A significant improvement is possible. It’s up to you. The Full Moon brings transformation. You can change your life. Your spookily accurate forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5603.
CANCER June 23 — July 23
INSTINCT is a powerful tool. Some people know how to use it so well that they use it to make all their decisions. They follow their hunches and trust their intuition. This sometimes leads them to great achievements, and at other times lands them in deep difficulty. Meanwhile, other folk think everything through logically. They follow their intellect: a method which also has a mixed rate of success. The coming Full Moon brings one of those rare moments in which your heart and your head find harmony. Your latest Moon-sign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For four minutes of inspiration, call 0906 751 5604.
LEO July 24 — Aug 23
AS THE Moon grows full, are you feeling safe and protected, or vulnerable and aware of what could go wrong? You’re right to think something needs to change. But what do you need to do? Well, the first thing is to stop feeling so anxious. Nothing will improve if you’re caught up in worrying. So you can stop! Then, you need to focus on practicalities. There’s something that needs doing that you’ll enjoy once you’ve started. Then, if you stick to your plan, your sense of wellbeing can vastly improve. The Full Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate latest Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5605.
VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23
YOU’RE currently in the middle of an experience known as a ‘map moment’. It occurs when you’ve been preparing a journey for some time. You’ve researched the route, made enquiries about scenic attractions you may decide to take detours to see, and armed yourself with all the information you might need along the way. Now you’re on the move. As the scenery flashes by, it all looks very different to how you’d imagined. The coming Full Moon is a sign that it will all soon start to make perfect sense. The Full Moon brings transformation. You can change your life. Your spookily accurate forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5606.
LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23
THE problem with having talents is that we’re born with them. And, because they’re normal to us, it’s easy to forget how precious they are. Looking around, we see no one else possesses our unique gifts . . . yet, somehow, we’re still not convinced of their worth. Perhaps it’s because we’re modest. But modesty requires recognition. More likely, we forget to be grateful for our personalised blessings from the cosmos. It’s just possible that you (and only you) have the skills to effect a much-needed change. Your latest Moon-sign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For four minutes of inspiration, call 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22
AS THE Sun’s move into your sign is empowered by the growing Full Moon, there’s a suggestion that you’re being challenged by someone (or something) that means a great deal to you. Your passionate nature is being encouraged at the same time as your perspective is being influenced. What should you do? Rather than responding to a drama, just be willing to watch and learn. This will quickly pass and you’ll be in a much better position to act with greater wisdom. Bide your time today. The Full Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate latest Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21
WE TEND to think physical health is the zenith of wellbeing. As long as we have no broken bones, unsightly spots or nasty rashes, all is well. So we may fail to protect ourselves from others’ criticisms and fritter our mental health away, making space for stress and anxiety, without stopping to consider the cost. We let careless comments affect our selfesteem. Don’t be influenced by someone’s negativity today. The only person who knows what’s right for you . . . is you! The Full Moon brings transformation. You can change your life. Your spookily accurate forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20
RECENTLY, someone told me that the mysteries of life are contained in a series of ancient scrolls tucked away in a cave deep in the Himalayas. Apparently, they tell the tales of everyone who ever was, is, or ever will be. They contain knowledge of all our secrets before we know them ourselves. What do they say about you? Ah, that’s a secret that no one can ever know. What they definitely don’t say, though, is ‘this person doesn’t merit happiness’. Don’t deny yourself the joy you deserve today. Your latest Moon-sign forecast will touch your heart and lift your spirits. For four minutes of inspiration, call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19
EVERYONE knows that if you ask a silly question, you’ll get a silly answer. Yet sometimes it’s hard to resist the temptation to ask anyway. When we’re incredulous about someone’s arguments, or overwhelmed by information, it’s easy to believe just a little more knowledge will give us the key to understanding something baffling. Yet, the coming Full Moon is a reminder that sometimes, it’s best to allow answers time to unfold. Rather than pushing a point, focus on other matters today. The Full Moon has a powerful message for you. For your spookily accurate latest Moon-sign prediction, call 0906 751 5611.
PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20
YOUR inner radar system is finely honed. It’s as if you have multiplex screens in your mind which enable you to view life with spectacularly good vision. Most of us have a screen that covers long distance, and one that focuses on the immediate future. But you have one that covers mid-range too. It gives you an uncanny ability to understand what’s happening around you. On days like today, when it’s being energised by the approaching Full Moon, it might be wise to switch it off and regard the other two. The Full Moon brings transformation. You can change your life. Your spookily accurate forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5612.