Clarkson’s kidnap deterrent — his belly

PETROLHEAD Jeremy Clarkson, 58, reveals he is a man with a paunch, as well as a penchant for humour. Yesterday, he was photographed brandishing the logo ‘Fat men are harder to kidnap’ on his T-shirt while out in London after sharing a drink with a chum.

Clarkson recently won permission to film his noisy motoring show, The Grand Tour, on the Great Tew Estate in the Cotswolds after sneakily applying under the name of one of his producers without mentioning the identity of his show.

Fat chance otherwise . . .