Straight to the POINT

÷ NOW Nick Clegg has joined Facebook, will it be changing its name to Two-Faced-book?

STEPHEN LOVELACE, Wineham, W. Sussex.

÷ DON’T put up with Squidgate — cheap fishy paste posing as calamari (Mail). Treat yourself to Falklands calamari, known as loligo.

JAMES BATES, Stanley, Falkland Islands.

÷ AS WELL as introducing a final set tie-break, other reforms needed at Wimbledon include a maximum six bounces of the tennis ball before serving, towels only between games, no grunting or screeching and a ban on group chanters.

A. J. SMITH, Exeter.

÷ PLASTIC contaminating the oceans and our food, diesel vehicles polluting the atmosphere and insecticides killing bees. Some inheritance we are leaving our children.

JOHN BROOK, Christchurch, Dorset.

÷ I WAS heartbroken when cats flattened my plants, so I admire June Hayes’s spirit when her garden was invaded by cows (Mail).

KATHERINE MACEFIELD, Benfleet, Essex.

÷ AT THE start of Brexit negotiations, Theresa May should have handed the EU a sheet of blank paper to write down their terms and payment demands. And then agreed to sign it.

MIKE HECKEN, Romsey, Hants.

÷ THE Brexit withdrawal agreement being 95 per cent complete is like trying to finish a 1,000-piece jigsaw with 50 missing pieces.

PETER TAPPER, Blunham, Beds.

÷ EQUALITY could be ironed out if women didn’t hog the thing pressing all those shirts!

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