Sacked vegan’s ‘discrimination’
As animal rights activists demand vegan-friendly alternatives to some of our most traditional sayings...
A TRIBUNAL will be asked to decide whether veganism is a belief tantamount to a religion in a legal first.
Jordi Casamitjana claims he was sacked by the League Against Cruel Sports after raising allegations that its pension fund was being invested in companies involved in animal testing.
He claims he was unfairly disciplined for revealing this to colleagues, and that the decision to dismiss him was because he subscribes to ‘ethical veganism’.
Ethical vegans try to avoid complicity in all exploitation of animals – including not using animal-tested products.
Mr Casamitjana’s lawyers said ethical veganism satisfies the tests required for it to be a philosophical or religious belief, which would mean it was protected under the Equality Act 2010.
A spokesman for the League said Mr Casamitjana was not sacked because he raised concerns about the pension. His case will be heard in March next year.
These days, you need to be particularly pigheaded to dare to take on the New Censors and their politically correct orthodoxy.
Indeed, that very phrase ‘pig-headed’ falls foul of their recent diktats. Apparently, idioms involving any hint of animal cruelty or references to dairy and meat are set to go out of fashion due to the rise of veganism.
We’re advised of this by Dr shareena hamzah in an article for a website called The Conversation — described rather grandly as a collection of ‘indepth analysis, research, news and ideas’, which ‘offers informed commentary and debate on the issues affecting our world’. (Incidentally, there is no mention the word ‘website’ might be offensive to spiders!)
so long-established phrases such as ‘flogging a dead horse’ could be whipped out of existence. Instead, when engaged in a fruitless task, the New Censors think people should say they are ‘feeding a fed horse’.
however, that lame phrase doesn’t have quite the same ring, does it? And are we really supposed to believe that talking about ‘flogging a dead horse’ — a vivid phrase — may actually lead to someone flogging a dead horse?
In arguing that our language is likely to change to avoid offending animal lovers and vegans, Dr hamzah cites recent proposals by animal rights charity, People for the ethical Treatment of Animals (PeTA — see box right).
I have no doubt that the motivation is one of genuine concern for animal welfare. But a campaign such as this, that meddles with centuries-old language to purge it of supposedly sinister phrases, is precisely the kind of dotty approach that harms the animal welfare cause.
It conjures up just the kind of pie- in- the- sky animal rights zealotry which has done so much damage to the reputation of the movement over the years.
Last month, there were hoots (sorry, owls, no offence intended!) of laughter when PeTA (again!) called for the village of Wool in Dorset to be renamed Vegan Wool. It wrote to the parish council saying this ‘would put Wool in the spotlight and promote kindness to sheep’.
The 2,000 households of Wool were offered ‘ cruelty-free’ blankets if they agreed to the change. SIMILARLY,
in North Yorkshire, the owners of the shoulder of Mutton pub in heworth Green changed its named to the heworth Inn for fear of offending vegetarians and vegans.
such madness ignores the reality that ‘vegan wool’ is often made from polyester fleece, and is therefore far worse for the environment than biodegradable sheep’s wool. The sound invigoratingly blunt when production of wool, by shearing, spoken in our euphemistic and costs not one single animal life. mealy-mouthed times.
It also disregards the fact that But this is not so for the likes of the heworth Inn likely still serves the delicate flowers of PeTA.
‘There’s more than one way to skin guests bacon at breakfast. a cat’ is one phrase that gives them
Incidentally, ‘bringing home the sleepless nights. As an alternative, bacon’ is another phrase that they suggest: ‘There’s more than could disappear. PeTA’s blacklist one way to peel a potato.’ of much-loved idioms includes Nor do they like the phrase ‘Let those belonging to an era when the cat out of the bag’ — as if it most people lived off the land, surrounded might encourage a dark desire to by horses, cows, sheep, stuff hapless moggies into bags. pigs and chickens. The leaden literal-mindedness of
This is precisely why most of us these fanatics would be hilarious if enjoy these peasanty old maxims it was not so dangerous. Perhaps and their earthy wisdom — they they think careless talk about ‘butterflies in the stomach’ may encourage heartless people to roam the countryside, swallowing netfuls of brimstones, cabbage whites and pearl-bordered fritillaries?
And yet that really is what PeTA seems to suggest on its holier-than-thou website. It speaks of ‘perpetuating violence towards animals’ and ‘normalising abuse’.
Another idiom that offends the activists’ twitchy bunny noses: ‘Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.’ Instead, we’re urged to use the phrase: ‘Don’t put all your berries in one bowl.’ ( I think they’ve missed the point on this one. You don’t put all your eggs in one basket because if you drop it, they all smash — but if you drop a bowl of berries you can pick them up again.)
so here it starts to get truly baffling, for those of us living in The Real World. Is it cruel to put eggs in a basket? What if you just put a few eggs in a basket, rather than all of them — is that OK?
Ah, but that’s not the point to the wise ones at PeTA. We should all just stop eating eggs. eggs mean chickens, and keeping chickens is cruel. so, eggs are out. We shouldn’t even mention them in polite conversation, the way Victorians didn’t mention underwear. The same goes for any animal product you can think of. Perhaps PeTA should produce a vegan-friendly Bible, containing such phrases as: ‘A land flowing with soya milk and vegan honey,’ or a bowdlerised shakespeare, including Lady Macbeth’s line about ‘the almond milk of human kindness’. But the most bonkers of PeTA’s suggestions is that instead of ‘killing two birds with one stone’ we should ‘feed two birds with one scone’. It’s a lovely image, but surely feeding garden birds scones would be cruel in itself, since it would fill them up without providing the nutrients they really need. This madness only makes sense if you adopt PeTA’s extreme world view wholesale. Its supporters believe all animals are our equals. Indeed, its founder Ingrid Newkirk once said: ‘There is no rational basis for saying that a human being has special rights. . . A rat is a pig is a dog is a boy.’
If the surrey-born activist, an author of books such as 250 Things You Can Do To Make Your Cat Adore You, genuinely believes she would hesitate between choosing to save the life of a rat or a human, then this world-view is not merely dotty but morally repellent.
And let’s not forget that, risking far greater offence, PeTA once compared the holocaust to the fate of intensively farmed chickens.
‘I would rather see a blank space where I am,’ Ms Newkirk has said. ‘At least I wouldn’t be harming anything.’ One senses that Ms Newkirk would rather see a blank space where all humans are…
For all the rich comedy here, there remains a darkness at the heart of animal rights activism: that of true misanthropy, however they might deny it.