Mr Big’s not in my league, sniffs Nancy

PUTDOWN OF THE EVENING: Nancy Dell’Olio had no idea who fellow guest Chris Noth aka Mr Big from Sex And The City was at the Boisdale Restaurant Cigar Smoker of the Year Awards. ‘I never watched the show but he is not that interesting to me. I hate to say it but he’s just not in my league’.

FAUX PAS: Kelsey Grammer’s stunning fourth wife Katye, 25 years his junior, mistaken by a party-goer for his third wife Camille. ‘Whatever you do, don’t let Kelsey hear you say that, he’ll hate it,’ said Katye.

HANDS-ON: Actor Jeremy Irons (inset right) cosying up to Katye for a photo with Kelsey. ‘People who smoke cigars value the great things in life,’ he mused. ‘If you’ve got time to

smoke a cigar then you’re doing something right.’

RANT OF THE NIGHT: Lord Teynham’s son and heir David Roper-Curzon wishes his brother Ben would stop advertising his swanky building company RoperCurzon Ltd outside construction sites. ‘People keep complaining, saying: “You and your bloody basement conversions!”.