Rhyme For Our Time

(To tune of Makin’ Whoppee)

Dear Mrs May You’ve had your day, A falling star You’ve gone too far. Too many oppose you I mean all those who Vote — Chucking Chequers. Campaign in vain It’s just insane Half-baked solutions You’re still remain, Just walk away now No more to say now ’Cept — Chucking Chequers. Time to discard Remoaners They’re very yesterday A bunch of disconsolate groaners Just send them on their way. Now don’t delay Theresa May A double backstop Is not the way. Show Barnier the exit Let’s have our Brexit By — Chucking Chequers. Mike Davidson, Harrow, Middlesex.