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Mercury moves on from its weekend rendezvous with Saturn today and becomes involved in the burgeoning relationship between Jupiter and Neptune. In such an adventurous celestial environment, will this be a ménage-a-trois, or will one of the three be looking on with envy? Although experimenting with an exciting idea isn’t off the cards, complicated issues and relationships need to be handled with honesty. Sensitive communication will ensure we invest only in what feels right.

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20

ALTHOUGH the way to get from X to Y may be obvious, it’s not ideal. It’s undesirably expensive or involves traversing a challenging terrain. So, you’re looking for an alternative route. Is it possible? Deep down, you know the answer. As, one way or another, you will have to take the tricky path, you’d do well to gain the assistance of people whose help will smooth the way. It might take negotiating — but it’s better to have an open discussion than maintain an impossible facade. A rare portal now opens up in this magical time between two eclipses. Find out what this means for you. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21

JUST suppose everything started to fall apart? Or, how would your life be from now on if you were faced with unlucky situations, people behaving unhelpfully and problems everywhere you looked? Of course, you’re free to live your life imagining worst-case scenarios, but I hope you can see what a ludicrous idea it is! We live in a crazy world. There’s no point fearing what it already is! The real question is how you’re going to cope with an improvement. Because one is heading your way. A rare portal now opens up in this magical time between two eclipses. Find out what this means for you. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

EVERYTHING in the cosmos seems to go around in circles. The Moon orbits the Earth; the Earth orbits the Sun; even the Sun spins slowly around the very centre of our galaxy. The cogs in our mind keep turning, too; one turns another, turns another, turns another . . . but I don’t need to tell you that. As you now try to make sense of a current predicament, you’re starting to feel a little dizzy. Let the cogs spin on a little while longer — an all-important realisation is about to put everything into perspective. A rare portal now opens up in this magical time between two eclipses. Find out what this means for you. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER June 23 — July 23

THERE’S always something waiting to be discovered when we scratch beneath the surface. Even a throwaway remark can be hiding feelings. To make the choice you need to make this week, there are certain explanations that need to be considered. It would be easy to let your expectations colour your thinking and jump to a conclusion. Yet Mercury’s influence creates a perfect environment for you to consider a matter carefully. The benefits of this will have a positive impact on your future. A rare portal now opens up in this magical time between two eclipses. Find out what this means for you. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23

EVERY change of year at school brought harder lessons and different challenges. And, even though most of us are no longer in education, we’re still students in the University of Life. It doesn’t seem to get easier! Just as we’ve got the hang of one thing, we have to apply our learning to a new topic on the curriculum. And, when we don’t get something right, we have to repeat the lesson until we do. You have the cosmic support to find the courage to look at an old problem in a new way today. A rare portal now opens up in this magical time between two eclipses. Find out what this means for you. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23

THREE-PLAYER chess isn’t for everyone. It’s a tricky enough game with two — so, really, the addition of a third is only fun if you enjoy pushing your brain to the edge of its capacity. While thinking strategically and building tentative alliances can all be part of life’s fun, sometimes we need a day away from mental gymnastics. Luckily, the links being created by your well-aspected ruler suggest that, if you can show creativity, generosity and kindness, you’ll find the support you require. A rare portal now opens up in this magical time between two eclipses. Find out what this means for you. Call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23

DEMANDS on your time and energy are increasing. It’s hard to keep stock of promises you need to honour, and the commitments you try to hold to . . . and we haven’t even mentioned the bills you have to pay, or your relationships. What should you prioritise when you’ve wrongs to right and people’s needs to look after? As Mercury creates powerful links, you face a simple choice. You’re overlooking something that can be dropped from your to-do list. Let go and you’ll be able to move on. A rare portal now opens up in this magical time between two eclipses. Find out what this means for you. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22

POSITIVITY, they say, can take you anywhere. But that isn’t quite the case. Some things are impossible, regardless of how much optimism is in your heart or how firmly you’ve banished negativity from your brain. In specific situations, certain goals simply remain unattainable. I’m saying this because it’s important that you have confidence as you approach an opportunity. Although there’s no guarantee of success, the current cosmic climate strongly suggests that this time, the odds are stacked in your favour. A rare portal now opens up in this magical time between two eclipses. Find out what this means for you. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21

MY son and I watched a wildlife show about parrots recently. It made me think about how essential the art of mimicry is to human development. We copy words, people and ideas. We try them out, sometimes (like parrots) sounding as if we know what’s going on when we don’t. Then, we learn from the responses of others and adapt. There are, though, times when we look as if we’re communicating, yet the words are devoid of real meaning. Watch out for that today. A rare portal now opens up in this magical time between two eclipses. Find out what this means for you. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20

LET’S try something different. Close your eyes and relax. I wonder if you can tell me what the rest of this forecast says? Of course, you can’t tell! You can’t possibly know without reading it. The message, is that it’s time to open your eyes and dare to face an issue that you’d rather ignore. The cosmic climate is offering you a cocktail of courage and clarity, which will enable you to see the path you need to follow. It promises to bring success your way. Just focus on your needs today. A rare portal now opens up in this magical time between two eclipses. Find out what this means for you. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19

WHEN we’re caught up in a perplexing situation, it’s not easy to envisage the ideal way to resolve it. But are you now so embroiled in a need to avoid a particular issue (or person) that you’ll happily settle for anything that seems better than it is right now? Sometimes, just keeping our heads above water is good enough. But, the current cosmic climate is offering you more options than that. Even though you may be feeling anxious, you’re close to attaining a significant goal. A rare portal now opens up in this magical time between two eclipses. Find out what this means for you. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20

NO matter what other folk tell us, we believe what we want to believe. Even when something is staring us in the face, we see only what we want to see, and hear what we want to hear. Since we seem greatly to prefer talking rather than listening, it’s no wonder there are so many misunderstandings. Then we learn to expect disharmony, even when we share common ground. Under the powerful cosmic climate, you’re being offered a precious opportunity. Even if you don’t understand it now, you soon will. A rare portal now opens up in this magical time between two eclipses. Find out what this means for you. Call 0906 751 5612.

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