Why fidgety Kidd was an artist’s nightmare

CLOSE UP: Former model Jodie Kidd and socialite Noelle Reno embraced at the launch of royal snapper John Swannell’s show at Le Caprice in London. UNDEREXPOSED: Jodie, far left, didn’t make the cut as a sitter in Sky Arts TV show Portrait Artist Of The Year. ‘I was the worst sitter in the world because I just kept on moving. I have the attention span of an ant. They called me a nightmare.’

SELFIE-LOVE: Lord Archer beamed with pride as he and wife Mary, below, posed in front of his own £950 portrait. Any bidders? MODEL BEHAVIOUR: Flame-haired Olivia Inge, bottom left, caught up with Halfchinese model Betty Bachz, who predicts: ‘It’s the year of the Golden Pig so it’ll be good for opportunities and a lot of wealth. of wealth.’