Straight to the POINT
I HOPE the French have the good sense to fast-track my wife’s brandy if there’s a hold-up at Calais after Brexit. Otherwise France will go into recession with immediate effect.
TERRY COOTE, Barking, Essex.
UNILEVER is stockpiling Magnum ice creams — the obese can sleep soundly in their beds.
GRAHAM MARSH, Stockport, Cheshire.
IF BREXIT goes to extra time, could we end up with a penalty shoot-out?
PETER McCORMICK, Kelbrook, Lancs.
BRUSSELS refuses to re-negotiate, so I am refusing to eat sprouts.
J. N. HICKSON, Altrincham, Cheshire.
WILL Mrs May’s latest Brexit negotiations include withdrawal from Eurovision?
TONY BALL, High Wycombe, Bucks.
I AM flattered to be called a snowflake: no two are the same, they are beautiful and a large gathering of us could be dangerous.
MARIANNE GASTON, Bishop’s Cleeve, Glos.
NICK CLEGG is being paid a seven-figure salary by Facebook. I didn’t know they needed a director of U-turns.
J. WALMSLEY, Bury, Gtr Manchester.
IS SMART the new word for something that’s a bit rubbish: smart motorways, smart meters and smartphones?
COLIN WARBURTON, Yarm, N. Yorks.
TO MAKE it a fairer competition, Dancing On Ice should allow the public to vote off the least talented skater.
COLIN SHANKS, Waterlooville, Hants.
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