May the force be with you, Penny

eveNING all. I’ve got some arresting news. A new reality series called Famous And Fighting Crime starts on monday (Channel 4). Can you guess the concept? Right first time. A selection of celebrities have been picked for duty, climbing into uniform to help the Cambridge Constabulary police the city streets. First out on patrol is Penny Lancaster, wife of sir Rod stewart. Well. You can see why they chose her. she is tall, imposing and had years of experience dealing with football hooligans who’ve had too much to drink. Also with gobby women who are completely out of control, via her regular stints as a panellist on Itv’s Loose Women. Penny said that she loved her time on the beat and is thinking of becoming a volunteer. other celebrities taking part include tv presenter Katie Piper, made In Chelsea’s Jamie Laing and Gogglebox star sandi Bogle. the mind boggles, but the force is with them.