Straight to the POINT

÷ DEFENCE Secretary Gavin Williamson states we must be ready to strike back at Russia and China. One at a time or shall we deal with them both together?

EDWARD BAKER, Tunbridge Wells, Kent.

÷ I WONDER what first attracted Lauren Sanchez to the billionaire Jeff Bezos?

M. Busby, Birchington-on-Sea, Kent.

÷ ENGLAND cricketers Foakes and Stokes both croaked.

H. G. NAISBITT, Broughton Astley, Leics.

÷ TV’S Endeavour is a reminder that police used to investigate burglaries.

ROY SMITH, Folkestone, Kent.

÷ LOOKING forward to my birthday on March 29 and the Brexit party we’ll be having.

L. PEA, Gateshead, Tyne & Wear.

÷ LET’S call March 29 Departure Day or D-Day for short to remind the EU what it owes us.

D. M. POLLOCK, Lancing, W. Sussex.

÷ I HOPE Royal Mail will come up with a set of stamps to say goodbye to the EU.

BARRY OWENS, Bristol.

÷ THE day we leave the EU, we’ll have to put up ‘closing down sale’ signs.

PAUL CHARLES COOK, Huddersfield, W. Yorks.

÷ CHRIS GRAYLING doesn’t seem to know about railway timetables, how to combat drones at airports or that a ferry service needs ferries . . . yet is still Transport Secretary.

DAVID RICHARDSON, Sheffield.

÷ IF ANY woman wants to grope me in exchange for a million quid, I’m up for it!

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