Case of cow mad disease

BOSSES of a leicestershire abattoir have allowed vegan activists to briefly stop at their gates any truck taking cattle to their deaths.

the animal-lovers whisper soothingly to the cows: ‘We are sorry. i love you.’ this is because the vegans believe cows ‘have a living soul and conscience’. now i understand what people mean when they say we are living in an increasingly mad and irreligious age.