Straight to the POINT

SO THE Duke of Edinburgh is not to be prosecuted (Mail). I never saw that coming — I was dazzled by the sun. c. GRIMMER, Lowestoft, Suffolk.

AGREEING with Esther Rantzen’s guide to ageing (Femail), I was forced to admit I’m getting older. I felt better when I turned the page to see 50 shades of green lingerie. N. WOOTTON, Wallasey.

I SENT our border collie to wake up my wife with a Valentine card in his collar. She kissed the dog, not me! MIKE MAIN, Lincoln.

A PAIR of scruffy trainers for £615 and £960 for a Louis Vuitton lipstick holder (Mail). No one envies the suckers who fall for these fashions. P. LAcY, Nottingham.

SPICE up your love life with Scrabble (Mail)? My wife and I love board games, Sudoku, Codeword and Name Game, but never a cross word! ROY PIERcE, Ewloe, Flintshire.

SCRABBLE spiced up our love life — until my wife got chlamydia. It was a gamewinning triple word score. V. HEFTER, Richmond, Surrey.