OutOfTheMouthsOfBabes

GabrIel, my seven-year-old grandson, was told by his mother that he shouldn’t use his tablet for too long before he went to bed, as she had just read a report that doing this would give him nightmares. Cheeky Gabriel replied: ‘I like having nightmares; they are just like films, and you don’t have to pay for them.’ Mrs Mercia M. Nelson, Richmond, N. Yorks.