WHAT

is John Challis, who played Boycie in Only Fools And Horses, saying as he attends the opening night of the West End musical version of the TV show? Our weekly picture feature offers you the chance to write an amusing caption in the speech bubble in the picture. Staple, glue or tape it to a postcard and send it to: Caption Contest (964), Daily Mail, 2 Derry Street, London W8 5TT, or email your caption to letters@dailymail.co.uk to arrive by Thursday, February 28, 2019. The writer of the best caption will win a £20 book token.

THIS week’s winner is D. Wood of Stoke-subHamdon, Somerset, who has Olivia Colman saying as she meets the Duchess of Cambridge at the Baftas:

Really? I bought my dress in Primark, too!