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MAKE YOUR BID AND LIE ON IT — after the furniture auction.

Mrs V. Ashton, London N14. SHIP HIP HOORAY — three cheers for the boat.

Dave Cullen, Alwoodley, Leeds. WHINE MERCHANT — purveyor of sour grapes.

Mrs S. Dugard, Witney, Oxon. FAKE NEWT — Trump responds to rumours he has the IQ of a small amphibious creature.

Mark Wraith, Newark, Notts. OLD VOLKS HOME — retirement home for old VWs.

A. Dean, Keighley, W. Yorks.