Straight to the POINT

÷ TOM UTLEY’S shopping agonies (Mail) would be eased if he visited the kitchen occasionally to see which brands his wife has in the fridge.

PhiliP Turner, Stockport, Gtr Manchester.

÷ THE way Jeremy Corbyn is performing, he’ll soon be on his allotment full-time.

PierS Minall, leverington, Cambs.

÷ IF WE leave Europe without a deal, will we need a ration book?

D. BurTOn, rochford, essex.

÷ BEAR grills frog (Mail)! Makes a change from man bites dog.

VinCenT hefTer, richmond, Surrey.

÷ BREAKDANCING in the Olympics (Mail) joined in 2028 by tiddlywinks and conkers.

M. lawSOn, Port erin, isle of Man.

÷ I WAS amused Cezanne’s painting of peaches and pears has been valued at £20 million. My daughter would have accepted half that for her similar GCSE painting of fruit!

SharOn aiTken, Buckingham.

÷ THE 30-wear clothes test (Mail) is nothing compared with my daughter’s Gap dress. She wore it while at university in 1995 and also at a reunion last weekend.

GeOffrey PalMer, nottingham.

÷ I DON’T think even Tommy Cooper could make Anna Soubry crack a smile.

TOny ThOMPSOn, Banbury, Oxon.

÷ WHAT a wonderful Six Nations rugby game between Wales and England, especially the mutual respect between all the players.

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